My Not Me! Monday post gave me the material needed to complete Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop challenge - compose a limerick or two. Go HERE for a most hilarious site and the just of the workshop. (Need a laugh? Don't read my limericks...read THIS)
Mommy needed Mexican cuisine
She didn't really want to be mean
you ate it any way
none left the next day
Now she's jonesin' again like a fiend
There once was a mommy of three
Who called every child by "Sweat Pea"
They would pretend not to hear
Or so it would appear
Now that mommy is as mad as could be
There once was a girl who needed shoes
We hit every store but could not choose
Mom's patience wore thin
The shoes were ugly as sin
Now mom is heading straight for the booze
(OK, not really but it's hard to rhyme with shoes and I really could have used a glass of wine after that shopping trip)
Go ahead and make up a few of your own. Get those creative juices flowing. Live a little! :)
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